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Don’t interfere with something that ain’t bothering you.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
The easiest way to eat crow is while its still warm. The colder it gets, the harded it is to swaller.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
If it don’t seem like its worth the effort, it probably ain’t.
It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
The biggest troublemaker you’ll ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Don’t worry about biting off more than you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think.
Always drink upstream of the herd.
Generally, you ain’t learning nothing when your mouth’s a’jawin’.
Telling a man to get lost and makin’ him do it are two entirely different propositions.
If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure its still there with ya.
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgement.
When you give a personal lesson in meaness to a critter or to a person, don’t be surprised if they learn their lesson.
When you’re throwin’ your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back.
Always take a good look at what you’re about to eat. Its not so important to know what it is, but its sure crucial to know what it was.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over an put it back into your pocket.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
Knowledge is a good thing. The trouble is some people know a whole lot that ain’t true.
Asking a dumb question is easier than fixing a dumb mistake.
If you’re gonna go… go like hell. If your mind’s not made up, don’t use your spurs.
Generally speakin’, fancy titles and nightshirts are a waste of time.
Never smack a man who’s chewin’ tobacco
There’s no such thing as strong coffee - only weak people
Trust everybody in the game, but always cut the cards.
Everything is interesting if you know enough about it.
There’s more ways to skin a cat than stickin’ his head in a boot jack and jerkin’ on his tail.
Some ranchers raise pigs and some will even admit it. Either way, they’re raisin’ pigs.
Life has a bit of cactus in it, but it doesn’t mean we have to sit in it.
We all have pain in our lifes, suffering is optional
You cannot go where you want to be by remaining where you are
Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
The wise don’t learn from their mistakes. They learn from other people’s mistakes.
Experience might be the best teacher, but the costs of that kind of schooling run awful high.
Some people mistake imagination for memory, and luck for good sense.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
Never French kiss a woman who's chewin' tobacco.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
